• Me: oh man this is so cool how much does it- oh man, five-dollars? Shit I don't want to spend that kind of money-
• Friends: Kaili shut the fuck up you spent ninety-dollars on a pair of leggings

thevulcantimelord:

When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:

slapmytitties:

there should be an “i feel u” button

gendercake:

imperfekct:

gendercake:

i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit

What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?

fuck

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head

ugh:

white people fuck up everything

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor